Grudge Match: Alternative Medicine Verses Conventional Medicine
It’s a great night here in Metaphorical Mind Wrestling arena, where we have the Grand Champeen Really Heavy, Man bout tonight! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, tonight is the long anticipated grudge match of Alternative Medicine Verses Conventional Medicine!
They’ve been yelling at each other for years, and now they are going to get down and dirty to prove once again might makes right.
In The Sterilized Scrubs
In this corner, we have Conventional Medicine, which is actually a heck of a lot younger than Alternative Medicine. He is the bodacious caduceus corner with the sterilized green shorts and scrubs. He is the favorite to win this bout of Alternative Medicine verses Conventional Medicine. He has a huge proven and documented training team. He also has had spectacular knock outs against polio, malaria and smallpox. His style is to find the symptom that hurts and completely dominate it. His attack is totally on the physical body of his opponent.

